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I will give you a raw foods diet and recipes for $4

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I'll teach you a proven raw foods diet along with awesome recipes. Raw foods are not only good for weight loss but also promoting a happy and healthy life. Step away from processed food for a month and see how much Better You Feel! The recipes I provide you with are definitely "no compromise". Eat healthy. Live and look great! Order this gig and receive a FREE bonus offer.

I will teach you 100 family Christmas recipes for $4

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Everyone has an aunt or grandma that the whole family just can't wait to see all all year....because of their awesome food during the holidays. These are their recipes! The ones they won't give you; all in the same place. Nervous about hosting Christmas for the first time this year? IMPRESS everyone. Entrees, cookies, cakes, candy, sides....everything you need to make it a success. Order this gig and receive a FREE bonus offer.

I will hire Mr. Humphrey Bogart to sing your message to a duck. Anything you want. I will send the singing telegram to you and to your loved one. REALLY funny; fully animated with Humphrey making suggestive facial expressions to duck. I just need your message, your email, and the email of the person you want to send it to. Please send me a message with your email for a sample telegram with Humphrey singing to a duck!

I will have Albert Einstein write your message on the chalkboard for 5$. Tell your wife it is proven that you are the winner of the argument. Show your boss proof that you should receive a raise. Tell your kid to take out the trash; NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH EINSTEIN. Use in a presentation at work for a big laugh.

Know Wordpress? Do Fiverr gigs for SEO? You can take your skills local and make lots of money. Get referrals like crazy. Show a daycare they can get only two more enrollments a month and they'll gladly pay you $200 EVERY month for your two hours of work. Live in a big city? Great. Live in a small town? Even better! Learn marketing techniques that will get local business owners to bite now. Order this gig and I will include a bonus offer for FREE.

An effective squeeze page is vital for putting your customer's through an EFFECTIVE sales funnel. Don't know what a squeze page is? Then this information is definitely worth WAY more than 5$. I'll tell you everything you need to get started. Brand new to online business? No problem. I'll show you how to get reviews and start making sales. Already have a squeeze page? Let me show you how to optimize it and make more $ales.

See a gig that could save you some time and make you extra money? Never purchased services from a stranger on the Wild World Wide Web? I'll show you how valuable your time is and teach you how to maximize your profits (and not get burned) by outsourcing the tasks that don't need your attention. You'll learn all the things to look for in freelancers that can increase your bottom line. Order this gig and receive a FREE bonus offer.

I will teach you 470 Crock Pot Recipes for $5

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Everybody has a crock pot. Have you used yours in a while? Why not? These "set it and forget it" recipes are awesome for busy families, college students, professionals, anyone on the go who still wants to eat real food. I'll teach you 470 crock pot recipes. You'll save WAY more than $5 your first time using these recipes. So much better and cheaper than eating out. Order this gig and I'll include a FREE bonus offer.

I will help you make money on Facebook for $5

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Are you on Facebook? Of course you are! Everybody is. Are you making money on Facebook? Why not? Did you know that fanpages can be flipped/re-sold just like websites now? I'll teach you the "ins and outs" of how people are actually making money with Facebook fanpages. Take advantage of this before the ideas get saturated! Learn how to create a steady stream of income with Facebook. Order this gig and receive a FREE offer.

I will teach you to make Bonsai trees for $5

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Love gardening? Every wanted to try your hand at growing and sculpting Bonsai trees? There is a lot to know! Should I grow one? Purchase a sapling first? I'll tell you the things you need to know to get started and make it a success. I'm sure to save you MUCH more than five dollars and hopefully spark your interest in this hobby for a lifetime. Let me show you this and select a bonus for FREE after ordering.

Butterflies pollinate wild plants and our crops, ensuring the production of seeds and fruits required for the continued survival of plants and animals, including humans. There are many reasons you would want to attract butterflies to your garden, but I will show you the tricks that work that you haven't thought of. Order this gig and receive another one for FREE.

Learn how to cook pumpkin pies, cakes, cookies and bars in time for the holidays. Impress your mother-in-law with these tried and true recipes. Food should be fun. Follow the easy step-by-step instructions and make pumpkin treats with ease. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas. You're sure to get your fiverr's worth with this! Order this and let me show you how to make something else for FREE.

I will teach you how to cook for a diabetic for $5

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Diabetics are hard to cook for. Don't stress over the holidays; let me show you over 500 recipes that you don't have to be diabetic to enjoy. Living with diabetes shouldn't mean bland food. You'll find recipes for things you may have thought you couldn't have any more, like Fudge, Cakes and Cookies. Great no-cpompromise recipes for weight-loss and diet. Lose weight fast and feel like you're cheating on your diet. Receive a 2nd gig FREE.

I will teach you how to cook Chinese food for $5

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Do you ever get that craving for your favorite Chinese food dish, but it's too late to go out and eat or just not convenient? Well now you can satisfy that craving and make it yourself in the comfort of your own kitchen! I've included over 100 recipes with easy step-bystep instructions. Weight loss/diet recipes and favorites included. As a bonus you may choose any of my other gigs for FREE.

I will give you THOUSANDS of Nintendo DS cheats for $5

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Tired of searching the internet for cheat codes (and worrying about viruses on your computer from these sites)? Buying a Nintendo DS for someone for Christmas? I will provide you with a master list of Nintendo DS Cheat codes for only $5. You'll receive updates as any new games are released and cheat codes are discovered. Awesome resource to get the most out of your Nintendo DS gaming system.

I will post your gig on 10 sites just like Fiverr for 5$. Maximize your earnings! No sucess on Fiverr sites? A little? Lots? It doesn't matter. This will put your gig in front of THOUSANDS more. I will duplicate your gig exactly with your username. Upon completion I will email you the names of the sites and dummy passwords for you to change. Easy. Let me help increase your earnings.